third blogging: make a chair

you should probably read my script, as it's truly awesome. also, it needs a producer. do you have lots of money and feel like you reached a point in your life where you need to pretend you like art? produce a play. this play.

http://www.massify.com/profiles/tommasomatelli/scripts

it's got copyright, asshole.
if you try and steal it I will track you down, slap you in the face with your own dick, rip off your head, suck on your spine and make a chair out of your carcass

if you're a girl, I will track you down and ask you out. and date you.
you don't want that.